Tuesday, August 31, 2010

MAN! That really gets to me.

The other day in class my teacher wrote something up on the board and then erased it...but left one prominent line of blue EXPO marker on the board. MAN! That really gets to me. So, what do I do when this happens? Ignore it and pay attention to the lecture? PSH! NO! I start writing down all the things that really get to me. Here is the list:

When I go to the Q and tip the ketchup bottle over my tots and the first thing that comes out is red water. SICK.

Bananas that look so deliciously yellow when you buy them but you wake up the next day to eat one, and they have 59083493284903 bruises.

When the driver pushes the unlock button right when I pull up on the handle, leaving me still locked out.

Waitresses that wait until I have just taken the largest possible bite of food ever to ask me, "How every thing is tasting" only to leave me grunting an awkward answer back to her.

When Netflix waits til I have 12.99 in my bank account to charge me for my subscription. (I must admit, this has happened three times in my life...sad.)

When I turn off all the lights in the house when I leave for school, only to come home and find Caroline turned them all on when she left. FML.

When I'm driving on interstate and someone cuts into the left lane going 68 mph causing me to drive that slow past six semis.

When you go to someone's house and they don't have a fan or anything in their bathroom. This causes every one to hear your pee hit the toilet water. AMAZING. GREAT. PERFECT.

Oh, and people who put toilet paper on the roller with the paper going UNDER and not OVER.

Well, there you go, just a few of my pet peeves that really get to me. At least the ones that I came up with while sitting in "British Novels Into Films" class.

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